Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Ranting

Now, maybe I am a little bit cranky today, but in all cases I need to complain a bit.

Firstly, let me stress it:  I am not an idiot.

Let us start with how I address my audience: LGBQT ...? Yes, I have done that. Sometimes I mess up the order, and often I miss categories out. It may be insulting. I am aware of that. I am not telling you to get used to it. I am telling you to complain! Please do!

Let us move on quickly before I say I am sorry. There would be really little point to that before anyone has even addressed a complaint yet.

Second issue is the amount of events for ladies. Take one look at this blog and see that most of these events are planned for gay male population. All the clubs that I have mentioned so far are planned for gay male audience. There is not one single gayelle club in this town. Not one. Off course, many of the gay clubs let women in, but how does that look like in reality? Approximately there is one woman for nine men - you know what I mean. That is just unacceptable. One of the reasons why most lady parties allow women only is precisely because women are so underrepresented in the Budapest party life. It is obvious that there is a need for a secluded scene, because otherwise all we have is a scattered bunch of nothing. But is that the final goal, is that completely satisfying? How do we want our entertainment?

ENTERTAINMENT ______________________


(it echoes and bounces off the walls for a couple of moments while I pause to think - entertainment....is....a free sample of liberty....is it now?  I know I need it. I know everyone needs it...Still, it bounces a little more of the hollow surface within my head.....)Anyway....

I will not rank the clubs, there is no point to it. Coxx, Action Bar, AlterEgo, lalala, are clubs by men and for men.  If you see women there they are most probably fag hags. Not exclusively.  Is this too sour? Maybe I am overacting, but that there is a under-representation of gayelles is something everyone is aware of. Budapest needs to grow. It needs more lesbian visibility, and more lesbian spaces. That is a fact.

Let's rank Budapest LQGBTIA events (hoppa, does it work this time, no complaints?):

First a list of events that happen more or less ordinarily - I will not count club nights:


Brutko Diszko
Chicken Exit
Confetti
Szkafander
Bad Taste
Papa Don't Vogue
Ossztrosokk
Prestige
Candy Party


Ammm, is this all????

Seriously, all?

PLEASE; pretty please with cherry on top correct me if I am wrong, but I think that is about it!!!!



And then it goes like this:

Men only: -

Women only: Ossztrosokk.

Now there are several ways to refer to this category, noone is really sure how to, but everyone tries their best:

Mixed, queer, straight friendly, and so on: Brutko Diszko, Bad Taste, Papa Don't Vogue, Szkafander, COnfetti, Chicken Exit, Candy Party.



Hm. Interesting.

I do not think I am getting anywhere like this. According to this there should be almost a balance of attendees with the exclusion of Ossztrosokk, but I know that there is not!
Of all the mixed events the only event close to really being mixed, to put it that way if I have to, is Brutko Diszko. I will have to make an interview with the organizers to ask how they are doing it.

I did not get anywhere, but that is how it is with ranting.

I will still report as soon as I find something!!!!





Tuesday, June 7, 2011

RAZZLE DAZZLE PRIDE MELTDOWN!!!!



Heya my dear LGQBTs,

I have been a little, ammmm, busy sorting out some very important personal issues and that is why I did not post anything for last Saturday. But as avid readers I imagine you to be, you could have checked that I have already done my homework prior to Saturday, so I did not really  leave you informationless like fish on the dry land. 

Also, avid readers may notice that what I am about to write down has already been mentioned earlier in this blog. Still, I suspect that information needs to be updated more frequently to be more valid, therefore I repeat it just in case it does not get heard, thus highlighting my goal, which is: to inform. 

Even the little birds sing that we have a major LGGQBT happening coming up this month. Budapest Pride takes place from 11th June until 19th June. 

What follows is a detailed plan of events happening under the organisation of Budapest Pride. Find your pick and reach for the gold!!!


SATURDAY, 11th June 2011

8:00 AM: Sixteen landmark bicycle tour in honour of the 16th Budapest Pride. Meeting point: 8:00 AM, Budapest Keleti Station, by the MAV START Customer Service.

Now, this is the really eager ones. I like the idea, but it is simply too early for me. 


10:00 PM: HUNGARIKUM, 16th Budapest Pride Official Opening Party, at Capella Cafe. 



SUNDAY, 12th JUNE


6PM: OPENING CEREMONY, at MUVESZ CINEMA; CHAPLIN ROOM. 
7PM: A Single Man, at Chaplin Room.
A charming movie. Must see. They are screening it in English with Hungarian subtitles.
8PM: HAPPINESS AND OTHER TALES, KOMOD THEATER
9PM, FIT, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, BUNUEL ROOM



MONDAY, 13TH JUNE, 



Bálint ház with political scientist Zoltan Lanker

6 PM: Cockless and Mustles, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, BUNUEL ROOM

6 PM:  SPECIAL EVENT AT MUVESZ CINEMA KAVEZO: LABRISZ IRREGULAR OPEN HOUR

6 PM: LABRISZ PRESENTS: "SECRET YEARS" lesbian interest, AT BALINT HAZ

8 PM: A MARINE STORY, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, BUNUEL ROOM

8 PM: THEATER: CAROUSEL, AT KOMOD THEATER

8 PM: LITTLE ASHES, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, CHAPLIN ROOM

8 PM: SPEED DATING FOR GIRLS, AT BOLONDORA CAFE

10 PM: FROM BEGINNING TO END, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, BODY TEREM

10 PM: ROOM IN ROME, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, BUNUEL TEREM


TUESDAY, 14TH JUNE


4:30 PM: WORKSHOP: AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL -- LMBT GROUP: 

FAMILY, MARRIAGE, AND ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAW AROUND THE WORLD AND AT HOME, AT BALINT HAZ


6 pm: workshop: 

GAY EQUALITY COALITION (MEGYEK): THE NEW CONSTITUTION AND ITS EFFECTS ON HUNGARIAN SOCIETY AND THE LGBT COMMUNITY, AT BALINT HAZ


6 pm: Water Lilies, at Muvesz CInema, Body Terem

6 pm: You Should Meet My Son!, at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem

8 pm: A Single Man, at Muvesz Cinema, Chaplin Terem

8 PM: Gray Matters, at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem

8 PM: Theater, Happiness and Other Tales, at Komod Theater

8 PM: Speed dating for boys, at Bolondora Cafe

10 pm: Bearcity, at Muvesz CInema, Bunuel Terem




WENDESDAY, 15th JUNE






6:15 PM: Kill the Habit, at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem

8 PM: Theatre: Carousel at Komod Theater

8 PM: Different from Whom, at Muvesz CInema, Chaplin Terem

8 PM: Gigola, at Muvesz CInema, Bunuel Terem

8 PM: OPEN MIC NIGHT, at Mika Tivadar bar

10 PM: Buffering, at at Muvesz CInema, Body Terem

10 PM: GOLDEN STILETO GALA, at Capella Cafe

10 PM: Man at Bath, at Muvesz CInema, Bunuel Terem



THURSDAY, 16th JUNE


9:30 AM: workshop: 2ND HUNGARIAN LGBT BUSINESS AND HUMAN RIGHTS CONFERENCE, AT BRITISH EMBASSY BUDAPEST


6 pm, A Single Man, at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem


6:30 PM: The Owls, at Muvesz Cinema, Body Terem

7 PM: PRIDE DANCE NIGHT Nr. 2: ZUMBAWORLD, at Balint Haz.

8 PM: Brotherhood, at Muvesz CInema, Bunuel Terem

8 PM: QUEEN OF SPADES GAME NIGHT, at Bolondora Cafe

8 PM: The Night Watch, at Muvesz CInema, CHaplin Terem

9:45 PM: Absent, at Muvesz CInema, Bunuel Terem

FRIDAY, 17th JUNE

4:30 PM: workshop: 

HADLEY Z. RENKIN: AN INTRODUCTION TO HUNGARIAN SEXUAL POLITICS FOR FOREIGNERS, at Balint Haz


6 PM: Sasha, at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem

6 PM: workshop: 

WORKSHOP IN ENGLISH: BUDAPEST PRIDE TEAM, at Balint Haz


8 PM: Theater, Carousel, at Komod Theater

8 PM: Elena Undone, at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem

8 PM: Violet Tendencies, at Muvesz Cinema, Chaplin Terem

10 PM: PARTY: LADIES PRIDE, at ORFEUM MULATO
10 PM: Room in Rome, at Muvesz Cinema, Body Terem
10 PM: PARTY: STONEWALL PARTY – MEN'S PRIDE, at ALTEREGO CLUB
10 PM: The Consul of Sodom,  at Muvesz Cinema, Bunuel Terem



SATURDAY 18th JUNE



3 pm: BUDAPEST PRIDE MARCH! - It's Your Turn!         Let's March! 15:00 Gathering – Andrássy Street16:00 Budapest Pride March begins18:00 Arrival at Alkotmány Street Despite the initial ban, on Saturday
10 PM: PARTY:  BUDAPEST PRIDE AND CONFETTI PRESENT: RAINBOW PARTY, at ORFEUM MUSIC CLUB

SUNDAY, 19th JUNE:

5 AM: PARTY: RAINBOW AFTER PARTY at Orfeum Music CLub
4:30 PM: film and workshop: Hooters!, at Vis MAjor Cafe
4:30 PM: workshop: MOZAIK CHRISTIAN LGBT COMMUNITY: OPEN EVENT, at Balint HAz
6 PM: Different from Whom, at Muvesz CInema, Body Terem
8 pm: Theater: Happiness and other tales at komod theater
8 PM: Leading Ladies, AT MUVESZ CINEMA, Chaplin TEREM










OK???????


Anything unclear, can not find the place, all you need to do is ask!!!
I will help in no time!


XOXO!!!


Vanity



Friday, June 3, 2011

FILM Club

..for women.

Sounds great, but tomorrow we can only check their closing event.
They will be back for the autumn.

WHAT: The Journey


WHEN: 6pm, 4th June


WHERE: Vis Major Kávézó, Szt. Istvan krt. 2


Go have a good one!

TONIGHT!

Do not forget that tonight there are plenty of things to do!!!


1. Speed dating for boys, register and get more info on: 
rapidrandi@budapestpride.hu




2. Girls and Mathematics Presents: WUNDER BAR w/Sophia Lowend


This is not your orthodox gay party, but the music will be great, I think so at least.


WHERE: Pántlika Bisztró, Hermina ut 47, Varosliget, 1146 Budapest


3. Lemonade party at Why Not Cafe (check for address in previous posts)


4. If none of the above works for you, do check my top cruising spots (previous posts) and: Alterego, Capella, Adonis club and so on...It is all there in my previous posts. 




XOXO

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Tonight!

Speed dating came to town!!!


Wait, wait, it gets better - its for girls!!!


Juhej!


How: you need to subscribe.


Mail to: rapidrandi@budapestpride.hu to register and get more info!!!


Hurry up, do not miss the date!


TODAY: 2nd June

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Homophobe of the Month Award!!!

I am introducing this new post category because it became necessary. From now on, I will not only tell you where to go, I will also tell you where NOT to go.

Why?

Because some will have earned the homophobe of the month award.

I like to think of these people as dinosaurs on the verge of extinction. Right now, we are approaching the time when we will only be able to see their more or less well preserved bones in archaeological museums. Some of them, are still with us, and it is about time to mark them just to keep track of just how many individuals of this almost extinct specie we STILL have to deal with.


Now, I always thought people loose absolutely all their otherwise everyday discriminative practices when they are involved in tourism business. Naively thinking, in capitalism, everybody's money is equal.

Seems like that is not the case.

I know that nothing is like getting your own taste of the dirt so here you go, a mofo QUOTE!!!!:

'...hey VANITY!

ii checked your blog "awaywithhthefaireis". It is more than charming n soooo your glamourous style! Although, I hardly think that the topics are really concerning mainstream tourism, sightseeing and travel spots. So, I would remove the link from Bebop wall, if you dont take such an act as a daylight offence....'



(BEBOP HOSTEL management)


I AM OFFENDED!!!!


If noone else is, I am offended for you all---I am the Christ of offense! 


Damn right I am. And you should also reconsider the way how you run your business. 


Now, some may call me paranoid and over-reacting, and I will strike down the first person who says that outloud.
Still, you do not even have to read between the lines to see that this says: SORRY, WE DO NOT WANT YOUR GAY MONEY.




Here is the name and address of this hostel in large and bold:


BEBOP HOSTEL
1082 Budapest

Üllői út 46




Do tell your friends that Bebop hostel needs to remove the link to my gay blog not because it sucks dick(its full of typos and syntax errors, or is ill-informed), but because it tells people where to go to suck dicks.




Razzle Dazzle Meltdown!


Heya my LGGBQT and friends darlings,
I have assembled a nifty little list of events to come. Use it, criticize it, send me better ideas, I am always open for suggestions.




1.  Ladies'  Pride:  June 17th, at Orfeum


2. Men´s Party Pride: Lady Gaga Show, June 17th, Alterego Cafe


3. Maci Party - Bear Party, June 12th, Action Bar


4. Confetti : Midsummer´s Night Dream, June 25th, Orfeum.


5. Lady Domper B-day Party, June 25th, Alterego Cafe.


6. Ladytron concert at Hegyalja Festival July 16th. This is not your orthodox gay event but Ladytron are great.

7. Horrorra akadva - Scary Movie, June 24th . Adonis Club. Whatever they mean, sounds fun. And Adonis Club has nice interiors. 

8. George Michael: Symphonica, The Orchestral Tour, September 19th. A bit longer to wait for, but this will be the ultimate fall event. 

9. Rainbow Party, July 10th, Mappa Club. 

10. Dance PartyJune 10th, Why Not Bar. 





Addresses:


Orfeum:
ORFEUM A PESTI MULATÓ 1073 Budapest, Erzsébet krt. 43-49

Action Bar:
Magyar utca 43.

Why Not Bar:
 H-1056 Budapest, Belgrád rkp. 3-4

Mappa Club:
 1094 Budapest, IX. kerület, Liliom utca 41.

Alterego Cafe:Dessewffy utca 33

Adonis Club: 
1088 Budapest, VIII. kerület, Baross utca 30